K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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