i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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