a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
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mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
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I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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