Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(269): View more from Michigan

sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me

(781): View more from Massachusetts

dont be selfish, show some boob

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?

(1-203): View more from Connecticut

I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.

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(734): View more from Michigan

i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light

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(303): View more from Colorado

Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?

(509): View more from Washington

You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.

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(712): View more from Iowa

We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.

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(813): View more from Florida

It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected

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(701): View more from North Dakota

Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?

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