: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
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it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
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I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
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