So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
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He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
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I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...