So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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