Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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