My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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