hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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