So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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