I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
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If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
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Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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