Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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