Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
When did we convert life to cartoon?
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Randomize
