ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
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I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
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My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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