My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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