After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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