a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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