you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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