i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
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look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
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i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
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