No awkward lesbian experiences without me
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
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he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
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My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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