im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
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your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
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Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Bring me that man meat
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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