So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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