CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
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At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
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when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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