He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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