She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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