Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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