why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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