this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
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I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
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I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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