Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
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im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
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One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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