im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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