I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
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I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
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LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
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