your thong is hanging out like whoa
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
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My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
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You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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