i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
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