All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
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oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
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Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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