I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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