I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
