people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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