We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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