My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
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He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
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dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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