i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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