i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
This house was built for laser tag.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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