but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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