I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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