I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Randomize
