We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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