are you so shy because you have an std?
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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