We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
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How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
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We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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