That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
tell me about the fingering
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