The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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