and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
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