we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
