Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
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Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
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Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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