I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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