It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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